sorry i havent typed in a few days....been crazy bizzy!
new band ,new job(whoa)....its called a job, but making commercials, isnt really......job like!
kufo, has added me to there front page(website) and i am greAT full to them for that!
if you wood like to here a good xzample of my commercial skills....u can go to www.tsunamicables.com and they have the one i did for them there on the front of the web page.
its funny...peepl seem to enjoy, my horrer filled storys about when i was groin up.
i have got alot of feedback, and i think they like to know in some cases "they werent alone" in this crazy world of big peepls, mistreating lil peepls"!
wanna hea anotha?
ait den.......
i call this one,,,"THE BLUE TUNA SALAD INCODENT"
when i lived in nor cal, at the lodge, with my moms, and her cop father figure head.....we would often go to visit "mermee"...who was my moms grandmother, my great grandmother....and as she got really old, she would start doing strange things...like serving cat food(the hard kind ) for breakfast, and pouring milk over the top, and saying" there ya go sweet heart...gammy fix bekast fo ya"....she was such a sweey old lady, i miss her much!
well, we went over to mrmee's, and she had made tuna salad......i do not know to this day what was in it.....but it was straight "BLUE"
not regular blue......like scary blue.....she filled my plate up, and sat me at the table!////now im thinkin, if i put this in my mouth, im gonna hurl.......so i slowly, spoon by spoon....put it back in the large serving bowl in the center of the table.....while the cop figure head poured himself another glass of courage!
,,,,now...let me explain somthing to u.......this fuck ass, wouldent dare beat me in front of mermee.......some how, she had this power over him.....mabey, he knew she would blow the whistle...dunno.....anyway, right in the middle of putting a spoonfull back......i was busted!
the cop figure hed saw me do it!.....
he came up, and with his sickening whiskey breath, whipered in my ear.......go to the car......
so i started to cry.....and mermee asked" whats wrong honey"...of course i answred "nothing....." this even pissed him off more!
so, the waiting was.........horid......we went to leave, and him being drunk, my mom made some excuse to come home with my uncle dan,,,,,
i had to go with fuckface.....we got about a mile down the road, he pulled over, got out and went to the trunk....
he pulled out a tow strap, and told me "HAUL IT ON OUT HERE, AND TAKE YOUR LUMPS"! so....with some hezitation...i got out, my second foot didnt even touch the ground, and BAM....here it came......i tried to turn, and put my hands up, but the tow strap, wraped around my wrist, and when he pulled back to let me have another, it pulled my arm, back, and up....dislowcating my shoulder. I shreeked, and this pissed him off more....so he continued.....i kinda just......blacked out...we arrived back home, and he ordered me to bed....i was in such pain, waiting for my mom to get home.....finally i saw the head lights coming down the road......when they came in..i stayed in my room...(i knew better) and when my mom came in to say goonight, she flipped on the light, and i could tell by her face she was horrified at what she saw.....my arm, looked like someone had put it on......backwards, and upside down..it was fucked up to say the least.....she screamed"mike....WHAT DID YOU DO TO HIM" "nothing....he fell out of the car:"///...they loaded me back in the car"the cop car" and with sirens blazing, drove me to garberville....bout an hour drive.....man, i felt evey bump...by know it was swollen, and just crazy, starting to turn, blue...like the salad!...
i had welts and shit...but see, the doc, knew what was up...and didnt want to say anything, cause...this was done by a "COP".......i dont really remember alot, of what happened at the doc's....alot of screaming/pain.....my arm was in a sling.....and like a brace thing for a month...which was pretty cool, _NO CHORES!..HAHA.......
but it all.....came about....because, of the crazy ass....."BLUE TUNA SALAD"
....dont trip...he is getting his now, as i have told you.....full on alky, pissin and shitting in his pants...his last wife found out that he was cheating with like 20 different wemen...so she left his ass......and know he is alone........drunk.......falling down, gashing his head open...ive seen pics of him...his skin looks........dead....dead skin, on a living ......whatever he is.....i dont think there is a "reconing day"....i think that he is living his "reconing days" now!
i dont wish bad shit on people, but in this case.....i just dont care one way or the other!......
hell...ill buy him a bottle!...haha, fuckin gurgle himself right into his hole, and then the worms can have there turn, but i truley believe.....nothing will grow, over his resting hole, and if somthing does......its gonna be a dick weed, or a thistle!
have a great new years eve.....designate a driver mang.....
im way against drinkin and driving, not preaching...just tellin ya how it is.......fuckin not cool!
ait den...lemmie end on a good note....
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh( that was a major c!)
~g~
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