im gonna try and help some of u the fuck out!....if u r still battle-ing your deamons with cheap crackers, and shitty wine...read no further....but, if u have an open mind, and are getting your heart kicked around, more than a soccer ball in teajuana...listen up...!

i got a message from a friend.....he just didnt get it.....he wrote his ol lady " love notes" everyday, he told her he missd and loved her everyday, he drew her pictures, he waited on her hand and foot on her days off.....(starting to c a patern)..and suprizingly....she was a bitch to him....hmmmm..look mang.....

i had a parrot one time, and i wanted this parrot to like me more than anything..i talked to it everyday, bought it special toys.....bla bla bla...and that fuck bit me everytime i tried to pick it up....one day i got tiered of getting bit.....so i said fuck it....i fed it, watered it....but left it the fuck alone....and within a month the strangest thing happened....the bird got nice, called fer me.....wanted to be held, fell asleep on my shoulder, so i figured, allrighty, and started the same routeen....and the bird got mean again.......left it alone....walla.....

some things, including people get smothered!.......u can love someone right the fuck out yo life!....think about it....u always want what u cant have, or...is harder to obtain.....im not sayin b mean, just b cool, and give people there       SPACE!!!!!!!!

if i had some one all over me constantly, it wood drive me nuts...i wood be like , fuck, i dont wanna go home,,,,,im gonna get smothered, and i like air!.....this is sorta obvious right?....u wood think so, but love is blind, and so are , is, people who are subjected to the same ol same ol every day...i like ice cream, but not 3 meals a day!.......it seems to me, the more u make some one think u can live without them, the more they want to live with ya......the more u make it seem like u would die without them......the faster and further they are gonna wanna run and make u prove it!.....look man, i dont know shit, but i do know this......treat people like u wanna b treated....(*"oh....but i wood love to have someone smothering me with there love"!/////realy?.......think about it!.......like the old saying goes.....

"when i stop looking at another chicks ass, and tits.....u should start to worry")...in other words, u r not loking, cause u r getting some on the side, like fries at the frosty freez!/u want fries with that........fuck yea(hmmm, he likes fries......(u want fries with that.....fuck no......did i ask for fries?).....(hmmmmm....he used to love fries).....yea i still do, im just sneakin a bag a day, on the way home from spin class!..

so in closing mu bruthas, an sistas.....love is cool, in doses......be cool, b nice, do a special thing, on a special day, and keep um satisfied...if u know what i mean!....dont ask.....just throw down!....flowers are nice, and so are candles.....but flowers have thorns, and candles, can burn down yo fuckin house!......

and for those of u who are in search of (a soul mate)......might as well be in search of the lost ark....it dont happen that way......when u least expect it........it just might find u......and its not gonna be the toe down blond at the end of the bar, who knows the bartender by name, and half the blowks who walk past.....(or, run past).....yea, they might look good as a brand new chest pice, done by GUY ATCHKINSIN".....but....there is a reason she is toe down, at the end of the bar, and like norm from chears, everybody knows her name.......she has most likely had more cock, than foster farms.....on a slow day!.....

1)ye shall not shearch for thy soul mate!

2) ye shall allways(and i mean allways)...no matter if u meat um in church, or at the hard rock, wrap it!!!!!!(why do u think they at church????

3) ye shall back the fuck off!

4)ye shall keep um satisfied!

and finnaly 5)......dont listen to your parents!!!!!!

goodatsallways..

~g~